Tales Of An Unpublished Writer

Thursday, February 23, 2012

What I do on Thursdays.

This morning--like any morning--I was on my Twitter account. I get all of my news from Twitter, just FYI, so when my feed was full of tweets like this, I had to find out more.

I went to her official website and was surprised to find out that the people on Twitter were correct (they kill off countless people every day. Last week they killed Demi Moore--and she's not dead).

What I'm doing to respond to this:

Playing my violin.

All day.

On a Thursday.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

(Sorry for the crummy blog posts. I've newly discovered the program Paint on this Microsoft laptop, and I decided to try it out for awhile to see if I like it. This should blow over in about a month or so.)

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Hope (whose back has been hurting for a few days): Bending down hurts like Rebecca Black's Friday--make it stop!

Embarrassing Sport Stories With Hope & Hannah

(My sister Hope actually did say all of these things. Feel honored that I didn't make it up.)

Thursday, February 16, 2012

A Lesson

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentine's Day

(Note: Before reading, know that you can click the pictures to enlarge them.)

Unless you live under a rock or stone or the troll bridge or something, you know that today is Valentine's Day.

Now, since I'm 14, I don't have to deal with the full whack of Valentine's Day yet, but I've been through enough of them to know what it's like for everyone else.

Here's what everyone thinks is going to happen on Valentine's Day, due to television sitcoms:

Since I can't read what it says now, while writing it, I'll write out the dialogue for you:

George: So, um it's Valentine's Day?
Margo: Yes, it is.
George: .............
Margo: You forgot. Again.
George: No! I swear I didn't!
Margo: Yes, you did. Again.
George: No, I DID NOT forget. See? I got you an iPod and... erm... 21 bucks.
Margo: That's the junk out of your pocket! Blarg! You never listen! It's over!

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Here how it actually turns out (a little bit, I guess):